Someone’s thigh touching my own thigh: my ultimate nightmare.
Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.
Gavin: Ryan has the most kids out of anyone in this room
Geoff: I would argue that I have 4 or 5
Michael: Most kids don’t like not become yours at 5pm
Geoff: No, you’re all still mine
Me: *heart shatters in to a million pieces (in a good way)*
If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face
this is my sisters contacts
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS
you know what i fucking hate? anime. you know what i spend all my time watching? anime.