markiplier:

markipooper:

Mark’s looking like Maes Hughes more and more each day

The resemblance is uncanny

flowury:

oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!

gnarly:

ashtoniws:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS TODAY

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altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

his-sky-captain:

rubyetc:

regression just got real

Accurate post is accurate. This is so spot on.

his-sky-captain:

rubyetc:

regression just got real

Accurate post is accurate. This is so spot on.

monstart:


"I’m not drunk enough for this."

They’re great kids, I swear…

monstart:

"I’m not drunk enough for this."

They’re great kids, I swear…

smallavery:

bruh

2n0wflake:

despairmakoto:

2n0wflake:

to this day i still don’t know what DS stands for

dual screen

youve ruined everything

thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

gabsygabs:

welcome to the family, toaster-chan

gabsygabs:

welcome to the family, toaster-chan

vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .